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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:56 am
by rydi
gilmore is posting now? cool.
but that still won't distract me from the fact that batman never loses. if it makes you feel better, it is batman's brain that never loses, not his fighting skills.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:10 am
by Liquidprism
Well, his brain will just have to figure out how to beat Chuck Norris AFTER it gets roundhouse kicked into another state of existence.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:09 am
by rydi
a perfectly viable alternative.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:15 pm
by Liquidprism
We've now kept this thread going for at least 7 more posts than it should have gone... good job everyone. See what we can accomplish when we work together?
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:18 pm
by arete
Golf clap for us!
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:52 pm
by rydi
indy beats kittens to death with his cane while lara shoots puppies for target practice.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:38 am
by Amanda_Evert
(!) WHAT!?!?
ya'll are mean to kitten's and puppy's man!!!
Lara NOR Indy would do that....unless they were evil-wiat Lara does shoot dog's.....hehe
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:43 am
by Amseriah
Hey it's not Indy's fault, he learned it from his dad who beats gosslings to death with his umbrella
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:26 pm
by angelicyokai
Ah the problem was no one noticed that indy and lara had goatees, these are obviously evil twin versions of our two useless heros, beating on the animals to lower the stellar pr that our intrepid good guys posess. Or they're just dickwads
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:54 pm
by Rusty
Indy and Lara would never fight because they're both good so they would both make friends and not fight and then work together to beat the bad men.
Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:29 pm
by rydi
the puppies and kittens are actually the cleverly disguised henchmen of the artifact stealing time bandit, jean-claude van damme, who is coming to destroy the museums of the past to create History Land, a new theme park in the distant prehistoric past for people from the future to attend on their vacations from work at WalDonaldZonCo.
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:59 am
by Liquidprism
ARRGGHHHH!!!!! More of THE MAN has raised, nay reared, its ugly head...DAMN YOU JEAN-CLAUDE, and your tight bulges.
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:14 am
by angelicyokai
In actuallity Jean-claude van damme passed on several years ago. Jean-claude's ass however has attained sentience, and has been working from behind the scenes to create this hideous attraction as part of a scheme to take over the world. When it flexes maniacally, nations crumble.