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Pet Detective of Gadget

Inspector Gadget
2
29%
Ace Ventura
3
43%
Dr Claw/Penny Porn w/ Brain and Brian Hammered
2
29%
 
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Ace Ventura vs Inspector Gadget

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The zaney pet detective and his rival have each been assigned to the same case. Find Penny and Brain. Each is working overtime to get the job done first. So the question is who's the better detective?

Secretly Dr.Claw is really a transvestite with a crush on both our heroes. He/she/it hopes to lure them both into a diabolical trap, and let them in on his/her/it's true feelings. Thus it is he/she/it that has captured Gadgets daughter and dog.
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i don't know, or care, enough to care.
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reee hee hee heeally!
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If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to VOTE ON THE POLL!

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Without Penny rolling his luck dice Gadget wanders out into traffic and gets struck by an oncoming car. What little of his biomatter remained is maimed beyond repair and he dies a slow sputtering death.

Ventura, busy tonguebathing kittens while driving, being the jackass who hit him, dies instantly on impact. (miraculously the kittens are fine.)

Coming toegether in a grief that the world truly cannot understand Dr. Claw and Penny hook up before continuing to a successful career toegether in webcam pornography.

Brain wanders over to the Family Guy set and gets Hammered with his cousin Brian.


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"He bends over, and speaks through his rear."
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Without Penny rolling his luck dice Gadget wanders out into traffic and gets struck by an oncoming car. What little of his biomatter remained is maimed beyond repair and he dies a slow sputtering death.

Ventura, busy tonguebathing kittens while driving, being the jackass who hit him, dies instantly on impact. (miraculously the kittens are fine.)

Coming toegether in a grief that the world truly cannot understand Dr. Claw and Penny hook up before continuing to a successful career toegether in webcam pornography.

Brain wanders over to the Family Guy set and gets Hammered with his cousin Brian.


The Victor: The World, which is now a better place in their absence.
despite having to edit your post for spelling, i still found it very fulfilling. this is my preferred ending.
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rydi wrote:
Without Penny rolling his luck dice Gadget wanders out into traffic and gets struck by an oncoming car. What little of his biomatter remained is maimed beyond repair and he dies a slow sputtering death.

Ventura, busy tonguebathing kittens while driving, being the jackass who hit him, dies instantly on impact. (miraculously the kittens are fine.)

Coming toegether in a grief that the world truly cannot understand Dr. Claw and Penny hook up before continuing to a successful career toegether in webcam pornography.

Brain wanders over to the Family Guy set and gets Hammered with his cousin Brian.


The Victor: The World, which is now a better place in their absence.
despite having to edit your post for spelling, i still found it very fulfilling. this is my preferred ending.
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You quoted a quote...awesome! Just for that I am adding a new choice on the poll.
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