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Marcus Aurelius and three homeless people VS Ronald McDonald with a gun

Ronald and his three bullets
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An impressive Emperor and his three hungry homeless
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Corporate America
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Marcus Aurelius (and friends) vs Ronald McDonald w/ gun

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Imperator Caesar Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus
(emperor of Rome)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Aurelius
and three homeless people

vs!

Ronald McDonald with a gun (that has three bullets)

Gun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webley-Fos ... c_Revolver

Setting: Abandoned fast food parking lot.

the homeless people will have been without food for 10 hours, and are pissed.
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Post by rydi »

Dude, this is so one sided. Given the stats on the odds of actually hitting someone in a firefight, combined with the limited likelihood of any hits actually being enough to fully disable the individual... Poor Ronald is pretty much a guaranteed loser. Unless he has bad ass fightin' skills we don't know about.
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Post by Amseriah »

I agree with Cheyne and would like to point out that Ronald has 1 bullet for each homeless person, but nothing for Marcus...poor Ronald.
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(Assume Ronald McDonald can spawn McDoubles 3x per character level per day)
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what level is he, and are we talking about the burger, or a copy of himself?
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no one beats corporate.
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Burgers

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WTF

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Marcus uses his power of command to form a shield wall of bodies out of the homeless. They mob the clown because he smells like food. Even if the the clown could manage to shoot all the starved indigents he would still have to contend with Marcus Aurelius himself, who would easily finish him off.
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yup
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